No Happy Endings
Various Artists - Happy Endings (CD NEW)Label: CommotionFormat: CDRelease Date: 02 Aug 2005No. of Discs: 1UPC: 186961001024Album Tracks1. Tropics of Love by Black Heart Procession2. Glimpse by Calexico3. How Lucky Am I by Maggie Gyllenhaal4. Over Your Shoulder by Calexico5. I Can't Wait by Maggie Gyllenhaal6. Smokescreen by Greyboy7. Old Man Waltz by Calexico8.
"Face it - love is a crapshoot. Say no to one guy and you might miss out on your soul mate. Say yes to another and you might find yourself in the middle of the world's most awkward threesome. This book grants you the ultimate dating fantasy: a do-over! Choose Your Own Love Story puts YOU in the driver's seat and lets you make over 50 choices and pick from 20 possible endings.
Nominated for the 2017 Anthony Award for Best Novella Fantine Park is not the woman her mother was — she’s certainly not the safecracker her mother was either. Hell, she’s not much of anything useful these days. Fresh off parole after a stint in the joint for a poorly thought out casino robbery, Fantine finds herself confronted by an old partner of her mother’s and right back in the thick of it.
Volume two of the Creepypasta Wiki Anthology series. This volume features thirty stories by ten authors to delight and disturb.
Robert and the Happy Endings brings Barbara Seuling's beloved character, who first appeared in 1999's Oh No, It's Robert, back for new adventures. This time, Robert navigates a series of disasters in his usual upbeat, if somewhat frazzled, style. First comes his new classmate, Taylor Jerome, who's hearing impaired. Why does her voice sound different when she speaks? Can he help her learn her lines for the class play? Meanwhile, Robert and best friend Paul go to the library to learn about pirates.
Jim Norton is a pervert in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by shitty sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy - least of all himself. Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the "Opie and Anthony Show, " which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget).
No More Dreams of Happy Endings (Vinyl)
The author of It’s Okay to Laugh and host of the popular podcast Terrible, Thanks for Asking—interviews that are “a gift to be able to listen [to]” (New York Times)—returns with more hilarious meditations on her messy, wonderful, bittersweet, and unconventional life.Life has a million different ways to kick you right in the chops. We lose love, lose jobs, lose our sense of self.