College buddies Ben (Gary Imhoff), Larry (Jeffrey Byron), Alan (Dennis Quaid) and Steve (Lou Richards) are nearing graduation. Terrified at the idea of actually having to work for a living in the "real world", they hatch a scheme to become graduate research students by obtaining a grant to study sexuality in college-age women. The guys open a phony sex clinic, and to their amazement, it becomes an overnight financial success.
In the tradition of Michael Moore, Ed Asner-a.k.a. Lou Grant from The Mary Tyler Moore Show-reclaims the Constitution from the right-wingers who think that they and only they know how to interpret it. Ed Asner, a self-proclaimed dauntless Democrat from the old days, figured that if the right-wing wackos are wrong about voter fraud, Obama's death panels, and climate change, they are probably just as wrong about what the Constitution says.